The shorter Gordon Brown
"Yeah, man - I'm cool! I'm hip, daddy-o! I'm down with the kids! I watch all that 'reality tv' on the picture-box wireless! And look how virile I am with my pregnant wife and young child! When was the last time Tony got his missus up the duff, eh? I'm skill, he's whack, daddy-o! Yeah... Groovy, innit? oh, and I WANT TO BE PRIME MINISTER, YOU BASTARDS! Word."