Friday, March 31, 2006

One to keep the conspiracy theorists happy

Nutters of the world rejoice! Yep, all those raging loons who reckon the EU is a giant Catholic conspiracy to reverse the Reformation and subjugate us all to the laws of Rome (intriguingly often having a lot of crossover with the crowd who seem to think "dhimmi" Europe is heading towards the Caliphate) are likely to have a field day with Pope Benedict XVI's latest little foray into EU affairs, arguing Christianity (aka Catholicism) to be central to the European ideal. The pro-lifers are also getting excited about Benny's hopes for EU-wide bans on abortion and the like - well, they would, wouldn't they?

This all comes on the back of Popey's meeting with the centre-right European Parliament EPP group leader Hans-Gert Poettering, largely unreported in the English language press - though there is a bit more if you read Spanish or Italian... Poettering has, however, managed to spew a wonderful load of hyperbolic garbage should you be arsed to track his silly pronouncements down, with cack like "The EU constitution is a 'holy text'" oozing from his lips along with blatant untruths about how the (largely anti-Turkish EU-entry) EPP "aims for new relationships, for which Christians and Muslims can be privileged partners as believers."

From a British perspective, this Papal intrusion into EPP affairs could be interesting. After all, the Tories - currently a part of the EPP group, though David Cameron has hinted at a pull-out - were for many years associated with the Catholic Jacobite claim to the throne. Could this be a true back to basics for the Tories? Will they be promoting the Stuart claim? Or will this be just the excuse they need to withdraw from the EPP and go it alone in the right-wing hinterland of EU parliamentary politics with the likes of UKIP, Kilroy and the fascists? The EPP is currently the only viable centre-right group in the European Parliament, but if it starts allying itself with Catholic interests, can the Church Party afford to remain allied to what could end up pitched as a Catholic front organisation while continuing to laud the Church of England to keep its core voters onside?

Of course, I'm being facetious, and it's all a lot more complex and (a little) less silly than all that. It's also no coincidence that Benny's spouting his latest God-approved guff shortly before the Italian elections. Is Rome trying to influence the people of Italy to vote in favour of Berlusconi? Most likely - the Church has always been keen to keep close to the wealthy (how else can they afford all those lovely marble buildings and golden chalices?), and as Italy's richest man Berlusconi's the obvious bloke to get on board. Shame there are no Michelangelos around to gain lucrative commissions from the Vatican these days, really... Maybe they could make do with Tracey Emin?

If you can be bothered, the Pope's full address is typically bland nonsense, but easy to spin beyond all recognition, should you be that way inclined (which, following a nice liquid lunch and a heavy week in the office, I evidently am). I mean yes, as the Catholic Church's main PR man he has to argue his case, but Christ,

"By valuing its Christian roots, Europe will be able to give a secure direction to the choices of its citizens and peoples, it will strengthen their awareness of belonging to a common civilization and it will nourish the commitment of all to address the challenges of the present for the sake of a better future."
Bugger off, Benny - Christianity is obviously central to European culture, and only an idiot would deny it. But the Catholic Church has also - bar the 20th century's flirtations with the new religions of fascism and communism - been the single biggest cause of chaos and rupture between nations in the continent's history. The last fifty years have seen an increasing movement towards secularism continent-wide, and fifty years of peace. The only conflict on the continent in that time - the Yugoslav unpleasantness - being categorised by some particularly vicious massacres of people based on their religion.

Hardly something to aspire to, I'd say.

(This has been an alcohol-fuelled exercise in exasperated, under-researched exaggeration and misrepresentation. Normal service will resume at some point. Probably.)

6 Comments:

Blogger BondWoman said...

Fabulous. But people who should know better insist on fueling a lot of this nonsense. I try not to blog pissed. It doesn't seem to work very well. I admire those who can.

3/31/2006 03:35:00 pm  
Blogger David Weman said...

"The EPP is currently the only viable centre-right group in the European Parliament, but if it starts allying itself with Catholic interests"

No, it's not.

3/31/2006 08:34:00 pm  
Anonymous Laughing Cavalier said...

"This has been an alcohol-fuelled exercise in exasperated, under-researched exaggeration and misrepresentation."

Quite so.

4/01/2006 09:04:00 am  
Blogger chris said...

Probably just benny on a nostalgia trip for the time when Rome set the rules for most of Europe. Though he could be trying to suck up to Berlusconi, the normal Catholic cash cow in the USA isn't looking particularly healthy at the moment. But if that is the case why big up the EU? Wouldn't that help Prodi seeing as he is just back from being the head of the EU commission.

4/02/2006 09:23:00 pm  
Anonymous Rejoice said...

So, all that fuss about Adrian Hilton at the last election had foundation... the Constitution is a 'Holy text' is it? Hilton was right all along... pity he was sacked. The Tories need MPs with insight.

4/02/2006 10:53:00 pm  
Blogger Cranmer said...

Well, it all sounds about right to me.

There comes a point where there's so much evidence in support of a distinct agenda that the continuing denial of one is manifestly unintelligent. Even the Catholic media acknowledges such aspirations.

You don't need to be 'alcohol-fuelled' to gain such theological insights - a few sniffs of incense every day will suffice, unless Brussels or Blair are intent on banning it under the 'clean air' act.

4/03/2006 04:30:00 pm  

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