Can Labour make the illiberal triple?
ID cards to be forced on us? Check.
Pointlessly over-riding the market in an utterly hypocritical PR move? Check.
Final step - attempt to introduce thoughtcrime.
Won't somebody rid me of this troublesome government?
Update: This. Update 2: Also this (mostly...), and this is pretty much perfect. Update 3: Also try this. Maybe it really is time to revive the Whig party...