- Radical new health initiative launched! Known as "going to the doctor for a check-up every now and then", the government have made the shock discovery that serious illnesses are - incredibly - MORE likely to be discovered quickly by a qualified healthcare professional than by an average member of the Public merely sitting on their obese backsides, watching Hollyoaks and chainsmoking.
This comes hot on the back of the amazing new crime-fighting revolution of "community calls to action", or "phoning the police".
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I understand that women will be encouraged to see a doctor whgen they give birth, astounding
Ah but will the doctor be available when wanted, or will he/she be like the bank manager impossible to track down?
I'm pleased that our betters have our interests at heart and relentlessly seek out new ways to make the lives of us plebs better. Worth every penny
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