Have you been naughty or nice?
Not that it matters - these days under new measures put through the elf-packed workshops of the north pole, if Santa suspects you of having even thought of being naughty it's no pressies for you. And he's probably been tapping your phone and monitoring your internet usage as well. Just be grateful he hasn't shot you repeatedly in the head yet. What a cunt.
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