- Headline of the day: Vandals continue attacks on beavers - apparently, "This time, four beavers were targeted. Reader Beaver, Beaver Crete and Busta Moves Beaver were blasted with white paint sometime before Thursday morning. Bib's Beaver was partially unclothed last week."
Pffft!
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I see Omar Bakri is in danger of being handed over to the Syrian authorities, by the Lebanese, coz he is wanted for cimes in Syria.
Syria?! Ouch. That's GOTTA hurt.
As I understand it, the Syrian police can be a little, erm, insistent.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKINGHA.
Gloating over.
My client, Osama Bin Beaver, has instructed me to prepare documents defending the slander/libel (cross out whichever is ineligible, or inedible) regarding his alleged involvement in the great scandal of the defaced and damaged beavers, all of which are representations of his near family. Just because he wears a towel around his head, and waves an AK-43 (couldn't afford the upgrade to the -47), does not mean that he is responsible for any damage to the beaver models as suggested in the previous comment!
Yrs. Faithfully,
Skunk & Snake Attorneys
"If someone steals a beaver, they will be hunted down..."
Quite right, too. I've worked hard for my beaver and I don't want some yobbo making off with it.
Christ, it really is the silly season, isn't it?
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